If you were walking west, then I would walk east.
If I was made to choose? Then I would choose the beast.
Your smiles are tainted, just like evil, painted.
If you would die, then I would cry; from laughter and then after, I would dance a jig and grab a bottle to take a swig.
You deserve no better for you are malicious with a capital letter; I bid you farewell and take my leave and hope to see you never, forever, and forever, never.